a wild blog appeared

dunkonmekawhi:

I’m gonna get pulled over for this someday

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt, via fake-mermaid)

snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via 666-slut)

reallylameblog:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

She died that day she’s dead now and this killed her

(Source: lolgifs.net)

mellarque:

leaveatrail:

Everyone struggling to hold on to the cornucopia………

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SUPERMODEL FINNICK ODAIR HANGING ON

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this one looks like a selfie gone wrong
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(via superlockedhogwartianinthetardis)

citizen: it's a bird!

citizen: it's a plane!

*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*

superman: it's a metaphor


Koala’s response to being petted.

Koala’s response to being petted.

(Source: theamericankid, via megamintcat)

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I just love how this movie depicts them as a regular family.

(Source: filmforlife, via superlockedhogwartianinthetardis)

otakuebi:

Make a way for the boss

otakuebi:

Make a way for the boss

(Source: japanesoup, via carriesfirstperiod)

cupsnake:

imagine the sound of all their teeny tiny feet on the concrete.plip plap plip plap

cupsnake:

imagine the sound of all their teeny tiny feet on the concrete.

plip plap plip plap

(Source: somersault1824, via megamintcat)

Straight White Boy Problem #199

straightwhiteboyproblems:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

When you find someone in your favorite bathroom and u are thinking “thats MY bathroom”

somebody tagged this as “what are ya doin in my swamp” and i audibly laughed and woke up my dog

(via condom)

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via pizza)